Not quite a lie but...Some time ago, my partner was talking about “purity tests” that she had completed while at college – these are basically a serious of questions about your sexual experience and they give you a score relating to how “pure” you are.
Intrigued by this, I designed a test on excel that required you to fill in EVERY thing you had ever done and how many times and with how many people! At the end of the test was a button that would print out a “Certificate of Purity” – basically a decorative document saying “you are #% pure”. However, the decoration on the document was compiled of a series of symbols that related to the answers put in…and of course, I had the code.
I then created a website with the test on, anonymously e-mailed the existence of the site to my partner and lo and behold, a few days later, she proudly presented me with a certificate saying she was 81% pure!!
After she’d gone to bed I decoded the certificate. Man, female’s lie!!!
The problem is, I’m now armed with all this information but can never use it!
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Intrigued by this, I designed a test on excel that required you to fill in EVERY thing you had ever done and how many times and with how many people! At the end of the test was a button that would print out a “Certificate of Purity” – basically a decorative document saying “you are #% pure”. However, the decoration on the document was compiled of a series of symbols that related to the answers put in…and of course, I had the code.
I then created a website with the test on, anonymously e-mailed the existence of the site to my partner and lo and behold, a few days later, she proudly presented me with a certificate saying she was 81% pure!!
After she’d gone to bed I decoded the certificate. Man, female’s lie!!!
The problem is, I’m now armed with all this information but can never use it!