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# The Longest Lie
It was the time of the the second Gulf War and I was disgruntled with work and I'd used up all my holiday entitlement. I had a brainwave. Why not say I'm a member of the T.A. and say I got called up to go to the Gulf. Through a series of hoax emails and paperwork I got two months off of work, all paid for. While my work colleagues thought I was being Laurence of Arabia I was in actual fact staying with my cousin in Spain. To this day no one has ever caught on.
(Filth #Wagon, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 19:13, archived)
# That's truly amazing.
Quite frankly, with the amount of work that must have gone into that you deserve the time off.
Although I think you'll be found out in the end, something along the lines of "All Gulf War veterans must take so and so vaccination right now."
(CerberaSpeedTwelve, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)