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# Chat Up Lines
Got a few dates once by saying that for a job I was a:

1. Spirit Level Bubble Inserter
2. Dolphin Trainer
3. Biscuit Designer

God I was pathetic....
(, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 11:34, archived)
# I dunno
I quite like the sound of biscuit designer.

I think I'll add it to my repertoire.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 11:37, archived)
# Biscuit Designer
Some retard actually believed that I was the person responsible for the holes in the outside of Bourbons and that I had a patent on it...
(, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)