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# Thank goodness...
for Sister Regina! I was finally able to reveal my story:
name: Kimball

email: [email protected]

date of sighting: Around X-mas

time of sighting: I dunno

where did you see satan: The mall

what was satan doing: Holding children in his lap asking what they wanted

what did satan say to you: 'Ho ho ho' (in obvious reference to prostitution)

what was satan wearing: All red, with some white trim to fool onlookers

comments: There must have been a LOT of people who were followers of Satan, people were in a long line to see him and to offer their children to him!

(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 13:12, archived)