a woman who wasn't an Imelda Marcos in the making. What is it with you lot and shoes?
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Wed 20 Feb 2002, 7:19,
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They're great cos a new pair of shoes makes your outfit look different, and no matter how much weight you put on, they still fit you, which is why bags are so great as well.
And when you've got a face like this, it's best to try and get people's attention towards your feet...

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Wed 20 Feb 2002, 7:28,
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And when you've got a face like this, it's best to try and get people's attention towards your feet...
