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Author of The Book of Madness, resident of Snake Mountain, Founding Member of The South Coast Coo Group.

Recent front page messages:

again? yeah cos I feel like it. ner.

(Fri 27th Feb 2004, 9:06, More)

hmmm well...

(Fri 27th Jun 2003, 23:53, More)

once he heard the music he just couldn't help himself

(Fri 23rd May 2003, 16:35, More)


(Wed 15th Jan 2003, 23:53, More)

Charlotte never was very good at DIY

(Wed 15th Jan 2003, 19:18, More)

(sorry in advance)

(Fri 20th Dec 2002, 0:43, More)

Heinz Tourettes on Toast

(Mon 23rd Sep 2002, 12:46, More)

aaah, bless. It's their first date

(Mon 24th Jun 2002, 22:32, More)

and now I'm going to go and get my head tested.

(Mon 24th Jun 2002, 14:18, More)

It's their fault for not giving me any work to do today

(Fri 7th Jun 2002, 15:59, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Slang Survey

ooh, I like this topic.
My favourite slang phrase I heard recently is "she was wetter than an otter's pocket". In my opinion that phrase is as good as the phrase "feeding the pony" (as in rubbing a girl between the legs).

Batch catchers is a good term for condoms, as is fucksox.

And if all else fails, and you can't remember the word you are looking for just use the word TRITS. It can mean anything you want it to mean.
(Thu 5th Feb 2004, 13:59, More)

» Local Nutters

Worthing Clown
When I lived in Worthing there was a guy that used to stand on the same roundabout every day with his bicycle dressed as a clown directing traffic. If you waved or spoke to him he would just shout a torrent of abuse at you.

There was also some crazy lady that used to always walk in the middle of the road pushing a bike. She always wore carrier bags on her hands and feet, and would never get out of the fucking way when you were driving.

Then again, I'm sure staying in Worthing too long would turn anyone round the twist.
(Fri 17th Sep 2004, 13:53, More)

» Foot in Mouth Syndrome

I was at AWOL at the Paradise Club in Angel
several years ago, and I standing in the chill out area with my mate. We noticed the one of the DJs sitting across the other side of the room with a girl sitting on his lap flicking her hair about. My friend asked, "is that his girlfriend?" I replied, "I dunno, but she looks like a rough pig." The girl standing next to me said, "That's my mate you're talking about." "Oh well, never mind." I replied and walked off. 5 minutes later I was surrounded by Rough Pig and a gang of all her mates around me. She shouted at me "You called me a rough pig." I tried not to laugh at her anger otherwise I'd get my head kicked in. I said I was talking about someone else and she said "no you weren't I was sitting on his lap." With swift thinking I said, "Look, if I offended you then I apologise." Unbelievably it worked and she flicked her hair at me and walked off without even so much as a slap, which is lucky because I was so off my face one slap and I would have been on the floor. Phew!
(Wed 21st Apr 2004, 11:06, More)

» Dad Jokes

My Dad still trys to impress me by doing really lame magic tricks
like pretending he can remove the top of his thumb, slide it down the length of his hand and fix it back on again.

He also sometimes talks to me in the third person....."Would Natalie like a biscuit?" "No, Natalie would rather have a vodka and tonic please."

I think he gets me and my 2 year old neice mixed up. Maybe he takes her down the pub, I dunno....
(Fri 12th Dec 2003, 12:55, More)