Hmmm...South African you say... I shall have to quiz the old dear about whether there are any family connections to that particularly awful example of what home-rule does to these upstart colonies. I mean, really... 'Dominions'? What's the point, eh? Look what's happened to 'em - South Africa, bunch of racists, the rest are criminals; Australia, bunch of racist criminals; Canada, mostly French, the rest practically yanks; New Zealand, full of sodding hobbits. Disaster. And now they're contemplating letting the Irish govern themselves... I despair, I really do...
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TV's Nosemonkey,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:48,
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