My attempt.

Took me forever. I'm considering actually shelling out some cash for a decent image editor.
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thellama73,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 18:18,
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Look at that hair
she looks like she got the ends of it stuck in the back of the hairdryer while it was on.
She got the penguin in the eye though - good shot
PENGUINSEYE!
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Nacho,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 18:20,
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Yes
The eyes are worth extra points.
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thellama73,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 19:00,
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