You could always cut 2 holes in the sandwich and then wrap that round your head?
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Woo Elephant Yeah,
Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:29,
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you'd need lenses
cut out a piece of a coke bottle, and you're done
/heresoneimadeearlier
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:32,
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