As well as being undead, Mummies had bad vision and cleft palettes......not to mention bad teeth.
(
But then again, I could be wrong,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:22,
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he should
have gone to specsavers.
(
Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:28,
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