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# hahahaha
have you blown his laptop up yet??

considering a McClaren pit crew shirt or maybe a toyota one, or both its that cheap
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 10:43, archived)
# oooh get a McClaren one
then run round going 'nnnnnnneeeeeeeeooooow!'

am thinking of bricking up the doorway to his room, in effect hiding his entire room... or maybe placing a black hole in his sock drawer, i haven't decided yet
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 10:46, archived)
# just wallpaper over the his door frame, or move a bookcase infront of it.

may favourite trick when i get asked to house sit is to put a for sale sign up in the garden and get people (friends who they dont know) to come and "view" the property when the owners are due back......
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 10:48, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
hmmmm... will have a think.
if i decide to do something i will post a report, possibly with picures on my site
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 10:51, archived)
# cool, i just did the first vote in your new poll

and signed the guest book to make you feel popular
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 10:52, archived)
# woo! someone loves me :)
unfortunately it's you.....
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 10:54, archived)
# mmmwwhahahahahhaha
now bend over and give me 20
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 10:56, archived)
# surely you'd be giving me 20.......
filthy boy
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 11:01, archived)
# i was refering to the box of 99 flakes that was on the floor over there


pervert
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 11:02, archived)
# my mistake
/disappointed, but trying to hide it
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 11:04, archived)
# you dont look that dissapointed

*sniggers perversely*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 11:09, archived)
# it's hard to when you're bent double and readying yourself...
thanks for signing my guest book btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 11:16, archived)
# anytime*

*but not so often that you think i'm stalking you, which i'm not



honest *whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 11:18, archived)
# you're fooling no-one
it's ok, i crave the attention



Edit - oooh off the page again... maybe i should do some work..... nah buggrit
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 11:20, archived)
# *stalks*

from a distance
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 11:22, archived)