Think of
all the complaints 'My two year old son just cut my copy of Windows2008 in half!!'
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prettyrandom,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:16,
archived)
In the heat of the moment ...
... I mopped up with my Interactive Delia Smith CD-ROM.
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microsaulxp,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:19,
archived)