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# i wouldn't have it any other way dear.....

It's your turn to be the woman this time though
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:01, archived)
# ok
*does 'sexy woman' pose*
*looks like a hooker*
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:02, archived)
# you always look like a hooker

especially on that tractor......
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:04, archived)
# what can i say?
i'm blessed*


*not brian

and my 'come to bed (10 dollar, love you long time) eyes'
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:05, archived)
# no your not brian
you shave and dont shout

and your lovely "10 dollar suckie, suckie" eye's are the reason we're getting hitched
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:07, archived)
# here's hoping they don't get gouged out by a deranged spoon wielding pensioner then
/crosses fingers
oh and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhh
my turn to break the board :)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:09, archived)
# arse biscuit

you always know how to spoil the moment
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:10, archived)
# sorry :(
/removes fist
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:12, archived)
# no leave it there

i was just getting comfy
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:13, archived)
# *squelch*
hang on, i need to read me watch
*squelch*
..........
*squelch*
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:15, archived)
# why?
is it time for bed already?????

*goes to freshen up*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:16, archived)
# it's time for chips
(gotta keep me strength up you know)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:18, archived)