'It's my girlfriend's favourite game and I forgot where it is and I'm afraid of her 'Normally I'd cut your balls off with a rusty blunt thing for thread wasting* but you made me laugh so much I'll ignore it.
*complete lie
(*complete lie
Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast,
Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:13,
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