Becausehe's a long necked African mammal that eats the tasty shoots and leaves only found in the highest trees.
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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast,
Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:28,
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Oh, I thought he was a twatShows how wrong you can be
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:33,
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