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# my thought's exactly
twunts near me go out with helmets perched on top of their head's.

how i want to kick them off to prove a point.

i never get on a bike without a skid lid
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:50, archived)
# child!!!




bearing woman
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:51, archived)
# don't strain yourself dear


*passes chair and cup of tea*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:58, archived)
# steals cake
mwahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:59, archived)
# wasn't offering cake

*passes secret cake to mother*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:00, archived)
# damn you
/steals chair

*munch*
*munch*
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:01, archived)
# Steals, shirley?
/nicks cake while summat is distracted
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:02, archived)
# actually i was sharpening it
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:05, archived)
# Oh good.
I like a nice, sharp chair.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:06, archived)
# who doesn't?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:08, archived)
# you would stoop low enough to steal the chair
of a lovely pregnant lady!!

i dont think we should marry any more.
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:02, archived)