maybe with the vom-ometer
you could do a nork-ometer and post it on the board once a week.
/coat
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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:54,
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and a varicose vein-ometer
and a beingable to fit in the bath-ometer
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summat to do with kittens,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:00,
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