Sometime surrealist artist in 'creating surreal image' shocker!Salvador Dali unavailable for comment. At a press conference earlier today, Monet told reporters from the Pedantry Times 'I always had the *impression* he was a cubist, but then he gave me a slap around the face with a four-dimensional fish.' From behind his apple, the man with the bowler hat was reported to have said 'Ma greet big heed gone an' be hid beheed this fruit!' - to which Julian Clary denied all knowledge.
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TV's Nosemonkey,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:15,
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