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# Boo-i-ful creature the manatee.
I can really see why sailors wanna shag them.
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:25, archived)
# well,,,
when men are alone on a boat...

EDIT: woo for manatees! and yay to you sir!
(bldcel, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:26, archived)
# An the cabin boys died of scurvy...
What else are you gunna do?
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:27, archived)
# i don't think i even want to know
half the stuff that goes on in the mind of a bloke.
(bldcel, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:28, archived)
# Which
bloke?
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:33, archived)
# any bloke
!

EDIT: unless it can be turned to my advantage.
(bldcel, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:38, archived)
# It's essentially impossible for any woman to understand the minds of men.
For to do so requires a sense of basic causality.
*runs like fuck*
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:41, archived)
# You women sure are cunning.
Bet your planning something right noe arn't cha?
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:45, archived)
# (sings) Tye dyed shirts, Penguins, Man flares, anteaters...
These are a few of my faverite things...
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:34, archived)
# *sings*
MANATEE! SWEET MANATEE!
MY BUXOM BOVINE FROM THE SEA
OH, WON'T YOU COME AND MARRY ME?
MY WARM AND FLACID MANATEEEE!
*puts Sam 'n' Max book back on shelf*
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:28, archived)
# someone actually
made that song up!!! Someone actually considered marrying a manatee!
(bldcel, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:30, archived)
# Well, no.
It's from a work of fiction. A comedy, in fact.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:30, archived)
# all comedy is based on fact
isn't it??
(bldcel, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:32, archived)
# that's not based on fact?
(bldcel, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:40, archived)
# It is.
The fact of PURE, UNSULLIED FUNNY.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:42, archived)