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# what a fab idea.....
need to celebrate my contract somehow, that sounds pretty fab
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# i'll be in bournemouth in a few hours

try and hold the sun
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:45, archived)
# aaaaaargh
it's hot
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# hahahaha

slight problem, none of my mates want alcohol (i need to get new friends)

anyone near chorlton fancy a beer in the real world?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:47, archived)
# yikes
you do need new friends
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:48, archived)
# i need rich ones that like alcohol!!!!

still no-one near me fancy alcohol?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:49, archived)
# try the wheelies*



*obscure cartoon reference
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# /actually made round the corner from my house
and named after where i reside.

(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:51, archived)
# wow
fame :)
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# i wanna live for ever
i wanna learn how to fly HIGH!
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:55, archived)
# I fancy alcohol
but:
1. I be not near you
2. it's a school night :D
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:51, archived)
# your no fun any more

:O(

i have work in the morrow, i'm not talking about getting shitfaced
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:52, archived)
# yeah
it's a work night too, so what?
DRINK!
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# bah!
you both are evil for supporting underage drinking





i am a hypocrite
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:53, archived)
# it all depends how young the person in question is

as a responsible licencee i really dont have an issue with providing alcohol to underage people who can handle it
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:55, archived)
# what about people who are old enough
but can't handle it?
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# fuck off your barred
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:57, archived)
# /goes off to practice law


/grabs coat first
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# isn't it always funny
how doctor's and lawyers are always "practicing".

did they not get it right at uni or summat?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:01, archived)
# i've always wondered that.......
they spend 6 years at uni, they should be perfect by the end of that
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# they really are twunts arent they
oh and by the way

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

broke the board first tonight!!
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:04, archived)
# well
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
like you veeeeeery much
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# now now
don't get too excited
your stalker might be about
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:07, archived)
# i have a sneaky suspicion
that aforementioned stalker
is a boy
of the male persuasion
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# i got that impression as well

didn't bat an eyelid when i said you spoke in your sleep
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:10, archived)
# aaaaah
dead giveaway(?)

oh well, boy stalker is better than no stalker*



*probably
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# well
I'm a toddler, but I can handle it.




most of the time...
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:56, archived)
# see, don't have a problem with you

and from what i know of you, you don't appear to be a twunt.

so thats ok
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:58, archived)
# ha!
I'm quite the twunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:00, archived)
# i shall reserve judgement for now

now go do some homework!!
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:01, archived)
# grrrrr
i actually do need to...hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:02, archived)
# hahahaha

how old are you actually?

(before i get arrested for talking to a minor)
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:03, archived)
# ha!
that would take away all of my mystery!
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:04, archived)
# fair enough

*removes grooming clothes*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:06, archived)
# they don't want to drink in a beer garden on a sunny day?
you need to get SANE friends
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# i must do something to stop all this bouncing about
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:50, archived)
# ha ha ha
look look!

www.sojomedia.co.uk/fatpigfarm/download_scamp.htm
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# Pah
Hot? I'd give my left leg to be just hot. I've got the sun in my eyes as I type.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:47, archived)