My contribution would be..
Mashed Potato sandwiches.
All i had in my cupboard yesterday was: one onion, the end of a jar of pasta sauce, 2 pieces of bread, mayonaise and a minimal amount of mash.
So I improvised by mixing them all together.
I am horrid.
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Elisabeth Parma Ham, Parma Violets, Parmesan, Robert Palmer,
Sat 9 Mar 2002, 12:28,
archived)