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# what happens when you fry jelly.
it melts. bad jelly! did it not know that it was expected to do something interesting?

i'll wait til it cools and see if it re-sets. if it does, then i'll eat it and see what it's like. it smells caramelley...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 12:05, archived)
# I'll
have to have a go and get some footage, perhaps setting it on fire or something, I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 12:15, archived)
# try deep frying it
b3ta could do a recipe book.
(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 12:18, archived)
# Could do
but don't have a a deep-fryer. How 'bout a microwave? Oh no, that's crap, it even gives you instructions on the packet I think.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 12:24, archived)
# boil up a load of fat on the hob
dip the jelly in some batter and throw it in...

do it.
(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 12:27, archived)
# My contribution would be..
Mashed Potato sandwiches.

All i had in my cupboard yesterday was: one onion, the end of a jar of pasta sauce, 2 pieces of bread, mayonaise and a minimal amount of mash.

So I improvised by mixing them all together.
I am horrid.
(Elisabeth Parma Ham, Parma Violets, Parmesan, Robert Palmer, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 12:28, archived)
# might i suggest
carrot cake soup.

or a kitkat and cucumber sandwich (which is perhaps the most filling thing a human being can eat in one sitting).
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 12:43, archived)
# put it..
..in the microwave. see what happens.

marshmallows in the nuker are sweet:)
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 14:34, archived)