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# what you happy 'bout summat

i got drunk last night, and am strangely happy.

i think i need a stalker like you. would make me even happier.
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:02, archived)
# well
i have a full time job, a week off, joined a record label, and i'm going to monkey world next week
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:04, archived)
# and i'm around

don't forget that......
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:07, archived)
# oh yeah
and you always brighten my day.
and i had a crumpet for me breakfast
but sadly not some crumpet
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:08, archived)
# i'll make you some crumpet tonight

*nudge, nudge, wink wink*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:11, archived)
# yay!
life gets better and better
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:12, archived)
# There's a real place called Monkey World?
Oh, happy days! There is a god!
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:07, archived)
# yeah!
i can't wait! monkeys rule*


*110% pure fact
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:09, archived)
# *Doing monkey dance*
Bring me back a chimp!
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:13, archived)
# ok
*note to self - remember to take a bag*
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:15, archived)