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# ... as opposed to female cock?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 28 May 2004, 14:10, archived)
# Yay for female co-

that's not right, is it?.
(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Fri 28 May 2004, 14:14, archived)
# Yay for female engorged clitori
Perchance?
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 28 May 2004, 14:15, archived)
# That must be it!
By the way, is Bernard a girls name?
(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Fri 28 May 2004, 14:16, archived)
# Don't think so...
... Bernardette is though
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 28 May 2004, 14:18, archived)
# No, Bernard...
... and do women have beards and low baritone voices?
(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Fri 28 May 2004, 14:23, archived)
# Some do.
Not me though.

Is this market research?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 28 May 2004, 14:25, archived)
# I've been rumbled!
You've obviously seen me in the High Street with a clipboard asking people if they think my wife Bernard is a woman.
(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Fri 28 May 2004, 14:34, archived)
# say eet wees a frensh
accent,no?
(mingegashup, Fri 28 May 2004, 14:26, archived)
# Some of the special ones do
If you look underneath, sometimes you can tell unless they're very hairy.

Oh, wait! That's kittens...
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 28 May 2004, 14:27, archived)
# I'm sorry...
... but that phrase made me laugh too much!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 28 May 2004, 14:17, archived)
# As opposed to male....

...oh nevermind.
(mingegashup, Fri 28 May 2004, 14:19, archived)