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# why [willy]ou be happy if you never have to go through anyone's bag again
hmm...
(I helped save b3ta! ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 11:57, archived)
# because
it wrecks your hands when you have to rummage through about 1000 people's bags at a rugby match for security reasons
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 2 Jun 2004, 12:02, archived)
# Did you find anything interesting?
Guns? Drugs? Ponies? Dildos?
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 2 Jun 2004, 12:04, archived)
# i was hoping to
but all i found was knives and airhorns
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 2 Jun 2004, 12:07, archived)
# Shame.
Why are airhorns banned?
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 2 Jun 2004, 12:08, archived)
# because they cause a breach of the peace
and because they piss me right off. we had two separate drunk waners come in with them and when we told them they couldn't bring em in, they proceeded to empty them on the spot
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 2 Jun 2004, 12:10, archived)
# I hope you smacked 'em in the face with the damn things
and had them shitting teeth for a fortnight.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 2 Jun 2004, 12:12, archived)
# my supervisor ricky was tempted to
but we're not allowed, we can only defend ourselves. gobby bastards, drunk hooligans...
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 2 Jun 2004, 12:16, archived)
# Honestly, the law of the land makes it so much more difficult
for decent, upstanding citi*ens such as ourselves to deal with wankers.

I think assault laws should be repealed if you can prove that you were doing it for the good of society (smacking a ned, running a drunken rugger fan etc.).
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 2 Jun 2004, 12:18, archived)
# i second that
also, there was a semi-streaker on the sunday game, which was EXTREMELY funny becuase he had about 5 blokes chasing him and he was taken down on the other side of the field by the 5 behind him and the six waiting for him
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 2 Jun 2004, 12:21, archived)
# That was Jimbob*

*may not be 100% of fact.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 2 Jun 2004, 12:22, archived)
# so i hear
i just wish i could have joined in the old beating that would have followed. nothing like the ubridled violence of an RFU security interview
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 2 Jun 2004, 12:28, archived)
# oh yeah
that was hilarious!
we were on the side that was throwing paper aeroplanes and making mexican waves. i was hardly watching the match.
(The World's Tallest Midget, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 12:32, archived)
# oh yes
i saw your lot. and i got hit in the back with a paper plane while watching the second half!
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 2 Jun 2004, 12:35, archived)
# heh
i wonder if they'll have the try cards next time?
(The World's Tallest Midget, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 12:40, archived)
# dunno
probably
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 2 Jun 2004, 12:46, archived)
# that was me!*


100% lie
(The World's Tallest Midget, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 12:12, archived)
# were you doing that at twickenham on sunday?
(The World's Tallest Midget, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 12:04, archived)
# i was indeed
why do you ask? where you there?
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 2 Jun 2004, 12:06, archived)
# yes. yes i was.
(The World's Tallest Midget, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 12:10, archived)
# you probably didn't see me anyway
i was one of the 200 odd people with an AWAX security jacket
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 2 Jun 2004, 12:11, archived)
# ok
how much do you get paid (if anything) for doing that?
(The World's Tallest Midget, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 12:13, archived)
# about £6 per hour
depending on the event, saturday was about £6.25 per hour, but it ain't rocket science
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 2 Jun 2004, 12:15, archived)