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# what are doughnuts
well i know of the tasty kind...but how do you 'do' them....or do i not want to know....
(, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:02, archived)
# How to do a doughnut
1) Find a PC-World car park. (B&Q will do, or better, one of those places that are popping up all over the place with a McDonalds, Warner Village, Bowling alley, PC-World and Sports Division type thing).

2) Put yer car on full lock

3) Engage first gear

4) Floor it

5) Wait for tyres to explode

6) Get arrested
(, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:05, archived)
# Oh yes
If doing a doughnut properly, the following things are a necessity:

1) A baseball cap
2) A kappa jacket
3) A rude-boyed up Ford Escort or Vauxhall Nova
4) Being a twat
(, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:09, archived)