THESE TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE PEOPLE HAVE DEMEANED THIS POOR BROWN FURRY THING BY MAKING AN IMAGE WHERE IT EATS KITTENS!
WE INTERVIEWED THE VICTIM, WHO SAID: 'RWAAAARRRRGH'! MORE ON THIS STORY ON PAGE 7 AFTER WE'VE FINISHED STALKING THE ROYALS
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