You see, I was going to donate just then*but you accused me of being Scottish**. Now I'm offended, and shall keep my hard-earned*** cash to myself.
* may be a lie
** nosemonkey may contain small traces of Scottishness due to paternal great-grandparents, but is not in fact a Jock
*** may actually mean undeserved
(* may be a lie
** nosemonkey may contain small traces of Scottishness due to paternal great-grandparents, but is not in fact a Jock
*** may actually mean undeserved
TV's Nosemonkey,
Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:30,
archived)