What happens
if you put a fart cushion, and an anti-fart cushion together? Does the universe implode?
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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Fri 15 Mar 2002, 14:29,
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I just got a phone call from Mr. Pedantic
And Mr. Pedantic says:

They're called Whoopee cushions, actually.
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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Fri 15 Mar 2002, 15:16,
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