they don't like natural floppy ears
on great danes and dobermans and some other breeds
it makes them look a bit gay
they'll be giving mastiffs silicon tits next
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 15:06,
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Pffffft .... silicon tits on mastiffs (I give it 2 years that's the scary thing)
they like wierd shit like scottish fold cats as well (take normal cat, sellotape ears down, cut off tail)
freaks.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 15:08,
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in the olden days
when mongy cats and dogs were born
they'd get quietly popped in a bag and dropped down the neighbour's well
these days they breed the fucking things and sell them on ebay
I remember when all this was fields
nurse!
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 15:14,
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