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# Uh hu
Well it was gonna be in inches, as all good penis enlargement spam mails are, until I realised that I'd subdivided into 10s instead of into 8s, and if I put it as inches subdivided into 10s, then that would be a load of bull. So I didnt give a scale, but it can be metres if you really want...
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:39, archived)
# Where
do I sign up?
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:44, archived)
# Well
Before signing up, consider the very real logistical issues of owning a 3 metre penis. Namely, you'd need MASSIVE underwear, and even then it'd have to be coiled up to stay inside. And if you got horny, then there'd be a very real danger not only of ripping off your trousers, but whipping anyone who happened to be in the room at the time rather nastily.

If that dont scare you, then its www.getmemythreemetrepenis.com
Check the user testimonials on the site: "More fun and less tears"

Edit: Damn, b3ta wont let me mask the url on the status bar to fool y'all. Ah well!
(, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:07, archived)
# So
Business as usual then?
(, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 0:14, archived)