Pffft!
'Having sucked the brain cavity dry, the Drop Bear will then abandon the
carcass and move on in search of some refreshing eucalyptus leaves.'
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French Toast,
Thu 26 Aug 2004, 14:02,
archived)
*shudders*
"The unwitting victim goes for a bushwalk alone. Having walked under the gum
tree the Drop Bear is lurking in, he/she will hear a sharp rustle followed
by a carefully timed growl:"
(
Jahled Three shades of black,
Thu 26 Aug 2004, 14:09,
archived)