Has anyone actually tried
offering to pay him in toffees rather than cash?
He might be rather good if offered the right packet of toffee goodness
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LP,
Sat 11 Sep 2004, 9:56,
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just imagine him trying to talk properly with a toffee in his mouth
he has enough trouble speaking properly in the first place.
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bigbomba,
Sat 11 Sep 2004, 9:59,
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