Okay, so what if I, like,Produce receipts showing how much money I've spent the last 12 years for high-quality canned fish guts for this rude, smelly cat of mine? Will that save me?
FOR GOD'S SAKE DON'T INCINERATE ME! I CAPITULATED TO YOUR SIDE YEARS AGO! PLEASE! MY KITTY SAYS HE ENJOYED THE EXPENSIVE FISH GUTS! PLEASE!
(FOR GOD'S SAKE DON'T INCINERATE ME! I CAPITULATED TO YOUR SIDE YEARS AGO! PLEASE! MY KITTY SAYS HE ENJOYED THE EXPENSIVE FISH GUTS! PLEASE!
Bob Scene,
Sat 5 Oct 2002, 4:17,
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