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HumanDescent Curry curry curry,
Sat 5 Oct 2002, 6:48,
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I don't want
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Artamnesia,
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HumanDescent Curry curry curry,
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HumanDescent Curry curry curry,
Sat 5 Oct 2002, 6:52,
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NotMrHumbolt,
Sat 5 Oct 2002, 6:53,
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HumanDescent Curry curry curry,
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