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# Sticky? Heavens NO!
I mean, the high-tech urethane bridge coating I stole might have started chipping 3 seconds after I installed it, and it might have been the perfect culture medium for whatever species of mildew that is, but at least it wasn't STICKY! (Relative to one's thighs.)

Not for sale, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Scene, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 7:41, archived)
# So what you're saying
is that it has a certain quiet intensity...or a certain noisy relaxed quality.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 7:50, archived)
# The only noise one might hear...
Is the noise of a chorus of heavenly angels singing a sweet blessing designed to miraculously relieve one's embarrassing, ass-related health problems.

Not for sale, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Scene, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 7:59, archived)
# But
I must have it, I say!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 8:00, archived)
# Sorry!
You'll just have to do with more fiber in the diet, like everyone but me!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Scene, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 8:06, archived)