AHEM *clears throat for a quick rant*I'm totally fucking skint, debt up to my nostril hairs. I'm at work, with no cash to speak of until I get paid on the 15th. I cobbled together 35p for a packet of crisps from the vending machine. Casually notice the 'Is there a £20 note inside?' blurb on the front, and ruefully remember that post a week or so ago (to the affect of 'Is there fuck'!). But hang on...there's a little blue packet inside - it can't be...yes, it is...I peel open the blue plastic with fumbling fingers and there it is in all its glory...CONGRATULATIONS! THIS COUPON ENTITLES YOU TO A FREE SINGLE PACK OF WALKERS CRISPS OR SNACKS TO THE VALUE OF 27P!!!!! I'm a broken man!!! And so you can keep yer fuckin' crisps!!!!
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