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# Free crisps for everyone
just turn up at my house with a picture of a kitten and I'll swap it for a 12 pack of crisps
(not really bovine, ha ha!, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:48, archived)
# Yay! I might
win a fiver, and you know what that means.

*edit* aw, crap :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:50, archived)
# i earned a fiver today
by doing a psychology experiment. it took 20 minutes and was fun.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:51, archived)
# You'll regret it
when the post-hypnotic command takes effect in three weeks, and you try to steal the Crwn Jewels.
(Indole Ring, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:55, archived)
# is that
welsh jewellery ?
(Jim Pooley, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:01, archived)
# what does it mean
what? what?
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:53, archived)
# more crisps, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:54, archived)
# I am
not amused.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:57, archived)
# or
amusing ;->
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:58, archived)
# You can go
off people you know.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:00, archived)
# you know
i love you really xxx
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:02, archived)
# Yeah,
I know.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:14, archived)
# where do you live?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:50, archived)
# i think your doorbell's broken
shall i try knocking?
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:50, archived)
# isthisyo?
are you getting all street?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:53, archived)
# it's international talk like tim westwood day
or itltwd for short.

bo.
(Mattyboy, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:55, archived)
# who dat?
wassup?

(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:56, archived)
# are you local
if so I'll be round in a mo'
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:54, archived)
# Who is this,
own up at once.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:54, archived)
# ha!
had us all fooled
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:57, archived)
# Listen,
I didnt post that.
Who is it, own up at once I say. Or are you scared of a sound thrashing.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:10, archived)
#
sorry! don't hurt me
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:14, archived)
# So it was you was it,
methinks that love has bedevilled you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:16, archived)
# AHEM *clears throat for a quick rant*
I'm totally fucking skint, debt up to my nostril hairs. I'm at work, with no cash to speak of until I get paid on the 15th. I cobbled together 35p for a packet of crisps from the vending machine. Casually notice the 'Is there a £20 note inside?' blurb on the front, and ruefully remember that post a week or so ago (to the affect of 'Is there fuck'!). But hang on...there's a little blue packet inside - it can't be...yes, it is...I peel open the blue plastic with fumbling fingers and there it is in all its glory...CONGRATULATIONS! THIS COUPON ENTITLES YOU TO A FREE SINGLE PACK OF WALKERS CRISPS OR SNACKS TO THE VALUE OF 27P!!!!! I'm a broken man!!! And so you can keep yer fuckin' crisps!!!!
(Bob Hopelessness, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:47, archived)