Me and similesgo together like a block of Boursin and a chainsaw - not particularly well, and you've got to clean the mess up afterwards.
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Chrico is a bounder and a cad,
Sat 11 Dec 2004, 22:49,
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For some reasonit reminded me of reading about a child who, rather unsuccessfully, tried to hide his broccoli in a glass of milk.
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5],
Sat 11 Dec 2004, 22:54,
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