My neighbours are probably wondering why I'm cackling right now...
I think i'll go over and tell them (they have a 6 year old daughter).
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 18 Dec 2004, 14:09,
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They'll probably slam the door and move.
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The Togaboy The world will end on,
Sat 18 Dec 2004, 14:11,
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You're forgetting the golden rule:
It's not what you say, it's how you say it. And I believe that young ginger lad has said it perfectly.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 18 Dec 2004, 14:25,
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So you're going to hand them a card that says
'Please let me fist your daughter'?
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The Togaboy The world will end on,
Sat 18 Dec 2004, 14:36,
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Tastefully done, of course...
But yes, yes I am.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 18 Dec 2004, 14:45,
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Let me know how it went,
in three to five.....
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The Togaboy The world will end on,
Sat 18 Dec 2004, 14:48,
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They didn't answer the door,
so I just slipped the note underneath.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 18 Dec 2004, 14:52,
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