arf!
How about:
Sorry you were out when we tried to bring your unruly child home.
We have left him under the wheelie bin/with a neighbour/at the depot/other________
edit: How rude of me:
WOO! YAY! HOUPLA! OTHER_____
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Evil|berT is posting post-hummusly,
Sun 19 Dec 2004, 12:53,
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