It isn't a matter of attire.
A 120 pound pop star cannot save the world from doom. It's a simple matter of weight ratios.
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5],
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 4:03,
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Actually, it's irrelevant.
I just remembered that Nike bought Converse.
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Sexy Picard 2000,
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 4:05,
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Conglomeration is necessary.
to maintain proper class structure.
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5],
Sun 26 Dec 2004, 4:08,
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