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Just for the hell of it.

// Visual C++ cow humor
// this program gets grass input, and outputs
// the used grass to an intestines file. I was
// going to include a regurgitation function
// in case of over eating, but i got lazy...

#include <fstream>
#include <iostream>
#define fullStom = 5; //in pounds.

using namespace std;

int EatGrass()
int main()
{
    int numOfStoms = 4; // # of stomachs
    int stomCnt = 0; //count stomachs.

    ofstream outFile1("intestines.dat"); //declares digestion

    for (stomCnt = 0; stomCnt < numOfStoms; stomCnt++) //fill each stomach
       outFile1 << EatGrass(); //eat grass, send to intestines, from each stomach

    return 0;
}

int EatGrass() //begin grass eating
{
   int grassEaten = 0; //total grass eaten
   int grass; // the grass (duh)
   ifstream inFile1 ("grass.dat"); //declare eating process.

   while (grassEaten < fullStom) //until somach is full....
   {
      inFile1 >> grass; //eat grass
      grassEaten += grass; //add grass to total
   }

   return grassEaten; //send back to intestines
}

(Turtle_Wrangler, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 18:18, archived)