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# is cal the b3ta programmer/ genius person?
if so, he can have a wham! bar, and possibly a stinger bar.

/tuck shop
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:45, archived)
# yes he is.
and do you have any Dib dabs?
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:47, archived)
# aye, plenty
nearly out of fruit salads, but i've still got loads of black jacks if anyone's interested
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:50, archived)
# He am teh genius
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:47, archived)
# Marmite delivery yet?
Ms Ship?
Fez-Bra!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:50, archived)
# Yep!
It came yesterday.
I'm out of Jaffa Cakes already, as they're great. Irn Bru it lovely, and I like Marmite but I think it made me feel sick
:D
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:51, archived)
# You're a Marmite Lover!
Good for you - did you go for the toast or the cheese sandwich option?

Beware of the Jaffas - they're addictive. I wouldn't want to read in the newspapers about you resorting to a life of crime to feed your Jaffa habit!

The Irn Bru you can keep - it's not the same as it used to be!

Fez-Bra!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:56, archived)
# Toast
And I've learned about the Jaffa Cakes, they're pure evil.

"College student confesses to robbing gas station to buy foreign cakes"... mwahahahaha
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:59, archived)
# Mmmmmmm!
The best is in a toasted cheddar & marmite Pannini - heaven (in a bread/cheese/marmite style)!

They sell them in Starbucks here - as they've taken over the world you might be lucky over your side of the pond?
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 1:01, archived)
# We definitely have Starbucks
but I doubt they sell things with marmite
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 1:07, archived)
# Start a campaign!
If they can do it at Heathrow, then they can do it in [whatever your bit's called] in America!
Fez-Bra!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 1:10, archived)
# He probably deserves a Jaffa Cake too!
EDIT: Have you got any Fruit Pastiles in your tuck shop? They'd go down a treat right now!
Fez-Bra!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:47, archived)
# oh shit that is almost worth a half an hour drive to buy some.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:50, archived)
# Jaffas or Fruit PAstilles?
Fez-Bra!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:59, archived)
# Fruit Pastiles
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 1:02, archived)
# Huzzah!
A good choice sir!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 1:05, archived)
# yes, the old skool ones with more sugar, and additives aplenty.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:51, archived)
# Huzzah!
I'll take 2 packs then stack the pastilles in a skyscrapereque tower before consuming in a sugur rushed frezy! Please!
Fez-Bra!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:54, archived)
# right you are, sir.
i'll even throw in a pack of multi-coloured space raiders for nowt.

e-number-tastic!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:56, archived)
# You'll be offering sherbert flying saucers next!
I had a packet a couple of weeks ago when the pikeys fair was in town - scrummy!
Fez-Bra!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 0:58, archived)