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[challenge entry] ahem

From the 1950s Government Warnings challenge. See all 378 entries (closed)

(wasted industry, Fri 15 Nov 2002, 18:46, archived)
# I know a peadophile that
works in Sussex as a shelf stacker at Waitrose.

Ooooh, did I really just say that? It's true.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 15 Nov 2002, 18:55, archived)
# Tsk.
You realise now that there'll be an outbreak of violence against anyone stacking shelves in a Sussex Waitrose now.

And probably any paediatricians that happen to be passing through.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 15 Nov 2002, 19:00, archived)
# Anybody want his name and what he looks like?
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 15 Nov 2002, 19:03, archived)
# Tabloid press probably.
Mind you, if he's working as a shelf-stacker his life's probably pretty hellish as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 15 Nov 2002, 19:12, archived)
# It is hellish. HIs wife left him
his children hate him. Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 15 Nov 2002, 19:14, archived)
# Blimey.
Don't you know any nice people? Apart from us lot, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 15 Nov 2002, 19:15, archived)