Did you hear about the man who had his house maid backwards so that he could watch T.V.?
Oh. It doesn't work when you write it down.
Bugger
My Newt anyone? No? Okay then, I'll get my coat.

(
Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?,
Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:38,
archived)