have sex with an elephant in a trashcan.
but if you can name me a celebrity who CAN do that, i'll give you a muffin.
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Thu 18 Aug 2005, 3:25,
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before and during the sex, yes.
but whatever shape it's in afterwards doesn't matter.
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Thu 18 Aug 2005, 3:33,
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there's nothing saying it can't be a novelty oversized crash tan
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Thu 18 Aug 2005, 3:39,
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Well, I'm off to conduct some logistical experiments.
Can anyone do an operation: dumbo drop outside my house?
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Thu 18 Aug 2005, 3:45,
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