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# Ahh, Will.
Is there anything you can't do?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 3:21, archived)
# have sex with an elephant in a trashcan.
but if you can name me a celebrity who CAN do that, i'll give you a muffin.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 3:25, archived)
# Does the elephant have to be 100% intact?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 3:27, archived)
# before and during the sex, yes.
but whatever shape it's in afterwards doesn't matter.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 3:33, archived)
# Ok then.
I now have a project for the day.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 3:34, archived)
# yay.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 3:35, archived)
# there's nothing saying it can't be a novelty oversized crash tan
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 3:39, archived)
# damn you and your loophole-finder.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 3:44, archived)
# Well, I'm off to conduct some logistical experiments.
Can anyone do an operation: dumbo drop outside my house?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 3:45, archived)
# i can give you a tiny elephant.
but good luck with the whole penetration thing.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 3:48, archived)
# Does oral count?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 3:49, archived)
# nasal is the way to go.
trust me.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 3:52, archived)
# You haven't lived
until you've fucked an elephant in the nose
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 3:54, archived)
#






...this.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 3:56, archived)
# You fucking know it
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 4:24, archived)