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# Oi!
That's my mum you're talking about!

Ever noticed that she wears shoes that are far too big for her and has really scabby ankles?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:56, archived)
# why yes i have, (you ankle fetishist you)
have you heard it speak? thats when it gets seriously wrong! its like a klingon thats been drinking cillit bang for fun
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:57, archived)
# Sadly I have never had the.... pleasure?
I will be moving back to Guildford in 3 1/2 weeks time after a break of 18 months in Glasgow.
Maybe soon.... (fingers crossed!)
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:00, archived)
# shes been out alot recently scouring the town for what ever shes looking for
scouring the town for what ever shes looking for.

im leaving guildford tomorrow, i get to go in search of the weird people of portsmouth for 4 years, maybe it has a brother/sister/alien lovechild there
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:03, archived)
# Check the libraries,
always tonnes of freaks in those places!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:05, archived)