With
velcro
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bogus official shove it up your cunt,
Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:14,
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or
some scaffolding, 4 lengths of bungie cord, some industrial-grade PVA adhesive, 12 square yards of rubber sheeting, a washing machine, 3 packets of nappies and a diesel-powered generator.
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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat,
Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:21,
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and...
a fez
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Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk,
Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:22,
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fez you say?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:23,
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The fez goes without saying !
(it just sneaks off silently)
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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat,
Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:34,
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