or even better
Call childline
when they answer say 'Childline - I just pressed 'Last Number Redial'' then shout 'Matthew - you little bastard - I am going to cut you for that!' and hang up
always gets a laugh at the other end.
*I don't endorse this action
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:26,
archived)